Loretta's World Part 104

Author: BobRogers

Date: March 28, 2006

by BobRogers
3-28-06
Dude! What do you mean "We Mormons?" Since when are you a Mormon? And how could a ghost be a Mormon anyhow?
Well, you know that Mormon baptize the dead, right?
Um, yeah. I heard that about them.
Well, there I was having a drink in the "Lost Souls Bar" when I got tapped on the shoulder...
By whom?
By the ghost of Brigham Young. He ordered me over to Mormon Heaven and I been sober ever since.