Loretta's World Part 105

Author: BobRogers

Date: March 28, 2006

by BobRogers
3-28-06
But wait. You said "Mormon" Heaven. You mean there are different heavens for different religons?
Oh sure. You should see some of them. Muslim Heaven for example is a real piece of work.
Elaborate...
Well, you know that when jihaddists die, they go to heaven and are assigned 40 virgins?
Yeah. It was on CNN.
Well, the big cosmic joke is that when these guys get there each one is assigned 40 clones of Dave.