Loretta's World Part 109

Author: BobRogers

Date: April 1, 2006

by BobRogers
4-01-06
Dave's Boss's Wayward Telephone turns up...
Enterprise rent A Car, Chris Speaking. How may I help you?
Dude. Did you lose a Nextel telephone?
Yeah, I did. That *snip*tard Dave lost it the other day. I'm telling you, if I wasn't doing community service by keeping him on, I would have fired that moron a month ago.
Well I thought you'd like to know, I'm calling you on it from Thailand
Thailand?
Yep. From a place called Phuket Island. Just having a nice vacation, calling all my friends from the other side of the planet.