Loretta's World Part 134

Author: BobRogers

Date: April 19, 2006

by BobRogers
4-19-06
I am going to have to place you under arrest Dave.
Whafor? I didn't do nothing. Who are you anyhow? Lemmie see a badge. Say, you look like Abe Vagoda, do ya know that?
I AM Abe Vagoda, Dave. And I'm taking you to jail for crimes against Big Tobacco.
What? That's just stupid. How can you commit a crime against Big Tobacco when Big Tobacco murders ten thousand people a year?
You have to stay here in Tobacco Prison, Dave. Want a cigarette?
Abe Vagoda, you BASTARD! Bob put you up to this right? This is all Bob's fault.