Loretta's World Part 147

Author: BobRogers

Date: May 2, 2006

by BobRogers
5-02-06
Dave has fallen off the boat. No really...
Who are you?
I'm Dave and I just found out that I can breathe underwater.
Nobody can breathe underwater.You're drowning.
That's ridiculous. I am talking to you, therefore I am breathing.
You are having an oxygen deprivation hallucination where you are thinking you are talking to me when you are actually drowning.
I am not listening to you. You are an idiot.