Life With Bob # 11

Author: BobRogers

Date: June 2, 2006

by BobRogers
6-02-06
Could you pardon me just a moment while I use my cell hone to call 911, have you arrested and sent to jail for 330 years?
Uh. No problemo, Sister. I'll just hold up on killing you while you alert Swat, the Army and Steven Segal.
Stupid new cell phone! NO SERVICE? Hellooo Customer Service? No Answer. Rats.
Um... Sister? I thought you had Cingular.
Why yes. I did. How ever did you know that?
I was your sales rep before you dumped us.