Life With Bob # 23

Author: BobRogers

Date: June 24, 2006

by BobRogers
6-24-06
DEATH gets downsized.
I am DEATH! Fear me.
I am DEATH 2.0, your replacement.
WHAT? I am DEATH! You can't just come in and replace me like a fuel pump on a 87 Caprice Classic.
Wrong, Sparky. I am the new, sleek, painless version of Death. Whereas, you are the old funky painful prolonged version.
This is STUPID. What makes you so hip?
Heroin and PAINKILLERS, Baby! Death takes 'em while they're still tripping. 100% effective. 100% lethal.