Life With Bob # 79

Author: BobRogers

Date: October 18, 2006

by BobRogers
10-18-06
Good EVENING, beautiful lady. I am Dracula Gottfried. Jewish Vampire, at your service.
My name is Dainty Kane and I have to be up front with you, vampires creep me out.
This is about being Jewish, right?
No. I am cool with Jews. VAMPIRES creep me out.
It's the TEETH, right? My uncle Hymie is an orthodonist. We can work this out...