Life With Bob # 82

Author: BobRogers

Date: October 19, 2006

by BobRogers
10-19-06
Artie and Gargoyle in the park...
I met Dave's Dead Wife today. She was grotesque.
Well that certainly explains why he goes on about "Dead Wives" if he's got a Dead Wife of his own.
Actually, wouldn't she be technically Dave's UNdead wife, being animated enough to talk and tell Bob how she died?
Homicide by bad breath and foot odor. Is that even a crime?
It explains why Dave is still a virgin, does it not?
Without a doubt.