Life With Bob # 116

Author: BobRogers

Date: December 11, 2006

by BobRogers
12-11-06
So it turns out that Dave is a coprophiliac.
I looked that up in the dictionary and it means "seriously obsessed with feces.
Well, it must be true because he spent ten minutes licking this rectal themometer and making "ahhhh" and ooohhh" noises while scratching his bald spot.
i am sure it's just a phase he's going through, like the time he tried to break the Guiness World record for continuously crapping in his pants. Oh wait. That was coprophilia also.
Is there any hope Doctor?
Only if we can get him a job at a BMW dealership.