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| We are here today to conduct a postmortum on the late great message board "Stern Shrine," sub category "Hey Now." | |
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| The deceased was a popular message board dedicated to mostly friendly and intelligent pursuits and the occasional rip on Canada. | |
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| Autopsy will clearly show that the deceased was strangled by useless threads and random disconneced blatherings of a diseased killer. | |
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| The coronor will be able to clearly see the ligature marks where the killer strangled the board with more than 500 stupid posts. | |
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| Since the board doesn't have now nor will have a dedicated moderator, it was an easy target for this serial killer. | |
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| Clearly the killer, known as Dave, Loretta, Butters and a thousand aliases will strike again. Be depressed. Your message board is next. | |
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