Life With Bob # 146

Author: BobRogers

Date: January 6, 2007

by BobRogers
1-06-07
Ali Babba Hussien pops his bomb. Then...
So you are Allah's personal lawyer, yes?
Yep. Now what seems to be the complaint?
Well, I was told that all I had to do was detonate my suicide bomb inside a group of infidels and I would automatically go to heaven.
OK. The background says "heaven" and here you are. What's the beef?
Well, for openers, this has to be Hell, because there ARE NO LAWYERS IN HEAVEN!
OK, Pal. You got me.