Life With Bob # 171

Author: BobRogers

Date: January 22, 2007

by BobRogers
1-22-07
Unfinished business on a Monday...
You summoned me from the Character cache, oh fearless leader?
Ah - yes. Seems I owe you an apology. You were accidentally burned to a crisp with the "clique" characters the other day.
I though I did a good job portraying a "clique" wannabee. I was gay. I was retarded. I practiced being mindless. They rejected me.
I know. Apparantly you have to be UBER queer, retarded, boring and mindless. One good vocabulary word and instant rejection.
So I am too smart and have too much personality to join their gay little club? I'll just nick right off and cut my throat.
They do say that suicide is painless.