Stern Shriners # 24

Author: BobRogers

Date: July 13, 2007

by BobRogers
7-13-07
Stuck in "The Hole" for one day so far, Dave sturggles to remain lucid...
I hate being stuck in this stupid room with no one to talk to.
I wouldn't exactly say no one. There's always me, Melvin the Midget.
THERE IS NO MIDGET!
Dave, I'm 50% shorter than you are and you are only five foot four. I think that makes me a midget.
There is no such thing as midgets.