Stern Shriners # 38

Author: BobRogers

Date: September 18, 2007

by BobRogers
9-18-07
Dave meets with God on a cloud nearby to Poughkeepsie...
I have decided to take your place. I am now God and you aren't.
How does that work exactly, Dave? I am Omnipotent, Alpha, Omega and Creator of Loretta's World. And you are lQ 72.
It's easy. I'm going to blackmail you. If you don't make me God, I will tell the cops you support terrorism.
I'm trying to remember why I created him in the first place.
When I am GOD, first thing I'm gonna do is destroy the SternShrine message board.
Haven't you pretty much already done that WITHOUT super powers, Dave?