Stern Shriners # 70

Author: BobRogers

Date: November 29, 2007

by BobRogers
11-29-07
An unedited conversation between Artie and The Canadian...
I think 007 perfectly captured the essence of Dave's problems.
And well he should understand. HE'S been staling Dave since 2003.
Maybe Lightning can get the "Lifetime achievement award for excellence in Dave stalking" seeing as he's been at it for years.
Nah. Thorney has him beat hands down. Besides, he's already getting "Worst Cartoon by a Cripple." Why pile on accolades for someone no one likes.
Sometimes I think Artie just likes the sound of his own voice. Other times, he's just drunk.