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Dave gets past the resume' screener and gets an interview...
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| Dave, we'd like to thank you for applying for a job as a janitor here at Widgetworld Online. | |
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| Your resume is impressive - Enterprise rent-A-Car, delivering newsapers, bagging groceries - all these are worthy occupations. | |
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| Unfortunately, we Googled you. It's standard practice to Google potential hirees. Sorry, we can't hire you. Dave. Best of luck elsewhere though. | |
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