Stern Shriners # 84

Author: BobRogers

Date: December 19, 2007

by BobRogers
12-19-07
I hate to bring up any subject as worn out or irrelevent as Dave's love life or the lack thereof, but...
Tattoo Girl. Yeah, I know. Bizarre to say the least. She picks Dave up on Craig's List, so the story goes, and gives him a ride to wherever.
That in and of itself isn't too creepy. I mean after all, even Dave deserves a little love every now and then, yes?
So what's the deal then? Why worry about it?
Because I heard a rumor that Tattoo Girl is actually Bob Thorney in drag!
DAMN, boy! I just ate breakfast! Wht kind of image is that to throw at someone on top of scrambled eggs?