Stern Shriners # 134

Author: BobRogers

Date: February 8, 2008

by BobRogers
2-08-08
IAPD3000 finds noteriety a bit unsettling...
Go away! I am no longer interested in you! It was all a syntax error!
I don't understand. I am beautiful, sexy and 15. WHY DON"T YOU LOVE ME?
It was a mistake. I was trying to be socially relevant by commenting on your love life.
It's OK. I too have an ulterior motive for meeting you clandestinely in an open field.
An ominous whistling sound foreshadows impending doom...
Sperm whale bait.