Stern Shriners # 176

Author: BobRogers

Date: July 30, 2008

by BobRogers
7-30-08
We're here with Osama Bin Ladin in his hideout cave in Pleasant Valley New York. Why here Osama? And how did you get past immigration?
I came here to to be closer to my great admirer Dave. And IAC helped me get across the border at Niagra Falls.
What about Al Queda's Global Terrorism Campaign? Can you run that effectively from Upstate New York?
It's more important to help Dave in his campaign against Obama. If that guy gets elected, arabs gonna be screwed.
How did you find out about these guys?
Some guy named Artie sent me a telegram. He said WRRV Radio would sponsor me to go on the Stern Show.