All comics by Bogan

 

by Bogan
9-09-04
in a seedy lab downtown...
i want the good stuff, you are the chemist right?
that's right, i mix the chemicals. designer stuff is my forte
a seedy deal is done
what happened to your head, dude?
just shut up and give me the money
with disasterous consequences
sweet dude, i gotta go w@#k up
little does he know, one hit and he will become a lizard too

 

by Bogan
9-10-04
you're all alone, youre all alone...
you're on the phone, your on the phone...
...i look at you with my binoculars...
...i look at you, i look at you...
..on my eyes, why won't you come over
...with my binoculars on my eyes. why can't i come over

 

by Bogan
9-10-04
...after a quick stop at the toilets, he was back at the corner
it's true dude, he's kinda like a lizardman or somethin'
so... like i care
i got some killer gear though
...oh yeah?
ok, let's go
c'mon dude, my shout - follow me

 

by Bogan
9-10-04
...back at the apartment
yeah man, it sure is good stuff, i feel greeaaaat.
yeah, i told ya dude, that lizardman is really onto somethin' dude.
man, i feel sorta cold though, like i need to go and lay out in the sun or somethin'.
yeah dude, me too. say dude, have you ever tried eating insects?
relax man, you're always thinking weird thoughts - kinda freaks me out.
quit bein' a pussy dude. c'mon, theres a swamp just outta town.

 

by Bogan
9-10-04
hands a-folded, hands foed. i look at you.i look at you...
your hand to phone. your hand to phone. i look at you...
...cry. binoculars on my eyes. why won't you come over...
...i look at you.my binoculars on my eyes. why can't i come over...
...you're on the phone. you're all alone. as she talks to you in monotone...
...you're hand to phone. you're hand to phone as she speaks to you in monotone...

 

by Bogan
9-11-04
...back at the Lab
ring, ring. ring, ring.
ring, ring. RING, RING.
RING, RING. RING, RING.
I bet it's those pesky robots again.

 

by Bogan
9-11-04
the chemist gets an annoying phonecall...
RING, RING. RING, RING.
don't you turn your back on me. I was busy. anyway i am the boss here, not you.
RING, RING. RING, RING.
one more insubordinate act from you, and you'll be straight back to the robot factory.
an electronic voice speaks in monotone...
...why is no one over...
WHAT? I am very busy. please get straight to the point, and no robot capers - have i made myself CLEAR?

 

by Bogan
9-11-04
robots don't give in too easily
What did I just say? NO ROBOT CAPERS
...your hand to phone. you're hand to phone...
I AM NOT hand to phone - my hands are in my pockets
...I look at you. I look at you...
...my. binoculars on my eyes. how come no one's over...
you can't see...Binoculars eh? don't be so daft, now I am certain it's you robots, AGAIN!

 

by Bogan
9-12-04
the swamp is on the outskirts of town and the boys live in the city
hey man, have you got the scales?
there's a lot of flies and bugs in that swamp dude.
whadaya mean "have you got the scales" dude? of course I've got scales dude!
man, do you realise what you just said?
yeah, I know dude. now just keep on walkin'.

 

by Bogan
11-01-04
I speak my words without hesitation
i am the ruler
of the atomic nation

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