Whored of the things

Author: Bogart

Date: December 3, 2001

by Bogart
12-03-01
Golly Handgolf, how can a little hobbit make such a difference?
Well Scroto, there are mysteries... that is to say...
Yes?
It's that ring, see... You just gotta...
Yes yes?
Auh fuck it. Get over here you little flat headed sprite! I'm gonna rest my beer on yer mellon while you lick my staff!