Southern hospitality.

Author: Bonesaw

Date: November 9, 2004

by Bonesaw
11-09-04
Alien cockroaches invade Alabama.
Take me to your leader at once, simian.
Simian? What's a simian? Mah name's Earl. Ain't never seen a talkin' cockaroach afore.
Um. Take me to your leader...
You mean old G. Dubya? I reckon he'd be amighty pleased to sees ya, talkin' cockaroach.
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Hey, you wanna grab a beer and tell some jokes fer mah buddies?