Kayla's Secret

Author: Boozer

Date: May 16, 2004

by Boozer
5-16-04
Kayla just LOVES her new BFF (best friend forever) AKA online 'Dairy'
Dear, Dairy. Today Brett said he pushed me on accident, but really he did it on purpose.
I'm Kayla, the big racist hippy. I lie and make up stories about Brett. I sure like typing on my on-line Dairy!
dont ask..
KAYLA: YA BABY, MORE MORE MORE!!!! *GRUNT GRUNT*
OH YOU LIKE THAT WILD MONKEY DEEP PENETATION THRUST, DONT YOU?!? HERE COMES THE BAT-HUMP! UNH UNH UNHHH!!!
Next Day. END.
Hey...is that Kayla's Online Dairy I just saw?
Woah..it *IS* Kayla's online Dairy. "Dear Dairy, I don't know wether to tell Dave about the syphillis before or *after* we have wild unprotected sex..GTG ask my Ouija board. TTFN, BFF,kisses!love ya!"