A Matter of Trunk

Author: Boring

Date: July 29, 2007

by Boring
7-29-07
I got the eerie feeling someone´s following me.
No one there. I really should cut back on the coffee. Maybe I´m just nervous because today´s presentation of my new book "Why Men Has Better Sex Than The Beast" will be my breakthrough.
Hah! I tricked him into a fatal feeling of false security. In a second I´ll show him that no one beats an elephant at rimming.