Why do women do this shit? Don't they know we're idiots?

Author: Boritom

Date: June 14, 2003

by Boritom
6-14-03
Girls should know better...
Adam, do you like my breasts?
Are you kidding? Of course I do. I think you have the sweetest, perky boobies I've ever seen!
You don't think they... that they're too, well... small, do you?
Hell no! Besides, as I always say, "It ain't what you got, it's what you let me do with 'em."
Shit... I should've stopped with "Hell No."