Never ask a fool of his opinion!

Author: Boritom

Date: June 14, 2003

by Boritom
6-14-03
~sniff~ Go away... I don't want to talk to you.
Linda, look, I don't know why I was cracking jokes. I think you have a great body, and hot, sexy breasts.
You don't mean that. You want me to get implants...
IMPLANTS?!? Who the fuck said anything about implants? Why would you want to ruin perfectly good breasts by filling them with toxic waste and sandwich bags?
Do you really mean that?
Of course I do! Your breasts are absolutely perfect! Now, your ass, on the other hand...