Resovoir Clowns

Author: Boritom

Date: June 16, 2003

by Boritom
6-16-03
Happy Birthday, Fumiko! How old are you today?
I'm not answering any questions, you sick bastard. You dragged me out here to the middle of the desert to do terrible things to me!
No I didn't... really... Look, I'll make you a baloon animal. What would you like, a doggie, a giraffe, a platypus...?
Can the crap, Sparky! It's not even my fucking birthday!
I... I guess that was kinda a big giveaway...
That, and when you forced me to dig my own grave at gunpoint, yeah!