Identity Crisis 4

Author: Boritom

Date: June 19, 2003

by Boritom
6-19-03
Hi, my name is Emiko.
And I'm Douglas Fairbanks Jr.
YOU ARE NOT!
I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.
SHUT UP!
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my other handle... Shit, I'm a Sugarbowl!