The Adventures of Fucktard the Flatulent

Author: Boritom

Date: June 20, 2003

by Boritom
6-20-03
Who the Hell are you?
It is I, Fucktard the Flatulent! Savior of all that is victim!
You can't even talk right!
Fear not, unbeliever, for I will not allow your opinion of me to stop me from protecting you from EVIL!
You are a cruelly loathsome oaf and a primitive, all-befouling atrocity to all of distinction and quality.
Fine... don't come whining to me when Cthulhu comes to feast upon your soul, asshole!