Chew on the Devil's Mung Brownies!

Author: Boritom

Date: June 25, 2003

by Boritom
6-25-03
How much would you pay for this kind of quality...?
I can't believe my cable got cut off again!
$69.99? $99.99? Well, would you belive it's only 3 easy payments of $19.99?
Not to mention the fact that all the local stations have started showing infomercials after midnight!
And if you act now, we'll throw in this 57 piece Ginsu Knife, special "Slaughterhouse Edition" cutlery set...
What was that toll-free number again?