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| Santa... It is I, Fucktard the Flatulent, here to assist you in bringing joy and happiness to all the boys and girls of the world! | |
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| Uhhh... well... you know it's July, right? | |
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| Well, there's no time like the present when it comes to making children happy! | |
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| Look, Son... I know you mean well and all, but I'm about to start my vacation in Miami, and... | |
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| Vacation? How can you think of vacation when there are unhappy children in the world? | |
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| For the love of God, FUCK OFF!!! | |
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