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| So, Fucktard... I, UberMan, want to offer you a position as my sidekick, my flatulent Tard Wonder as it were. | |
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| That's very nice of you, UberMan, but I prefer to work solo. | |
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| You'll get a really nice cape, and some superpowers! | |
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| What do I need all that for, when I've got my superlong Quantuum Sphincter of Amazing Stench? | |
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| That's not much of a superpower thingy, though... | |
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| Did I mention it doubles as a can opener? | |
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