Scientology for Dummies! (Thanks to Something Awful!)

Author: Boritom

Date: July 3, 2003

by Boritom
7-03-03
THIS IS TRUTH AND SCIENCE CANNOT SAY IT IS NOT! IF YOU TRY TO PROOF OTHERWISE, YOU WILL BECOME AN EXPLODED PERSON, EXPLODED IN THE HEAD!
THIS IS ALL TRUTH, ACCEPT THE LEARNING TRIANGLE NOW BEFORE THE US PRESIDENT CAN MAKE YOU A ZOMBY DUMBY!!!
no corners DOES NOT equal infinite corners, the CIRCLE LIES! And squares are composed of TWO TRIANGLES, therefore the Christ symbol is composed of at least 12 Triangles at the least.
THIS IS NOT OF THE TRIANGLE, THIS IS OF COPPER AND CIRCLES! AVOID THE CAVES TOO!!!
Copper is Made up of circles, this is not a True Element, this is THE BIG LIE!!! Every element has triangles, the triangle is geometry, but the circle is a LIE.
TOBOR CORNHOLES IN CIRCLES! IT IS TRUTH AND THE OTHER TRUTHS ARE LIES! JOHN TRAVOLTA IS OUR SAVIOR! AND REMEMBER TO NOT TOUCH THE COPPER!