Sweet and Sour Porky's!

Author: Boritom

Date: July 11, 2003

by Boritom
7-11-03
I am the Bluebird of Happiness! I am here to bring you joy and...
Uhhh... Dude, you're not blue.
Well, close your eyes and wish real hard, and I will become blue!
Okay... wishing... Just a sec...
Well, did it work?
No, but I just got a great idea for a recipe! Would you mind basting yourself in Teriyaki sauce?