Flavors of Deceit 30

Author: Boritom

Date: July 29, 2003

by Boritom
7-29-03
Well, my friend, it looks like I have good news and bad news for you.
What's the bad news?
Your assistant, Linda, and her accomplice, have been found, and she was shot!
Oh my God... You bastard! What's your good news?
I just saved a ton of money by switching to Geico!
You are an asshole!