Flavors of Deceit 46

Author: Boritom

Date: July 30, 2003

by Boritom
7-30-03
Okay, look, friend. I'm not going to hurt you, but I need you to put down your weapon.
I'm sorry, friend, but it is you who will put down de weapon.
Look, pal. I'm in no mood to play "Who's On First" with you. Put down the pop gun now, or you're ashes!
It would appear we have what you would call, a "Mexican Standoff."
ironic, given the fact that neither of us is even remotely Mexican.
No kidding. You aren't from around here, are you, Boy?