James Lipton Sucks Empty Soup Cans!

Author: Boritom

Date: July 31, 2003

by Boritom
7-31-03
Johnny Depp, you are... by far... one of the most talented, bemusing, eccentric actor-geniuses of our time.
Thank's, Mr. Lipton. I am underwhelmed.
You began your career as the bloody mess left by Freddie Krueger in the original Elm Street film... Then you did 21 Jump Street...
Uh... yes, I suppose I did.
What prompted the move from Elm Street to Jump Street?
U-Haul! Wheee-heeeee! I've always wanted to use that joke! He he he he he eheee... you asshat!