Diseased Loins

Author: Boritom

Date: August 21, 2003

by Boritom
8-21-03
Oh... Hi Fucktard... Haven't seen you around much lately. How are things going?
Terrible! I have Loin cancer and Ass-phesema. My butthole keeps hacking up blood and phlegm.
Eww! That's absolutely disgusting! How did you get so sick?
I think I opened a dirty can with my sphincter.
Okay... you know what? This strip isn't funny at all! In fact, it's stupid as fuck!
Okay, I admit it... I've been writing for Conan O'Brien!