Breaking News that was already Broken

Author: Boritom

Date: December 16, 2003

by Boritom
12-16-03
This just in; Saddam Hussein has been captured by superior American forces.
Sources say he was living in a five-by-ten foot hole in the ground surrounded by cucumbers, and sleeping in his own wretched filth!
Add to that a pair of Winnie The Pooh slippers and a PlayStation 2 with no controllers, and you pretty much have what I was left with after the divorce!!