Letters to Pete the Manic-Depressive Jerkwad

Author: Boritom

Date: April 8, 2004

by Boritom
4-08-04
Here's one from Candy P. age 8, who writes, "Dear Pete, Why are you so depressed all the time?"
Geee... that's a good one... why am I so depressed....
Wait... there's a PS... "By the way, FUCK OFF YOU DICKLESS LOSER!"
He's just a bi-product of a heartless society... Too bad we're out of room for a "Nail-in-the-head" gag, but you've seen 'em all before.