Dirty Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Akbar and Jeff

Author: Boritom

Date: April 7, 2005

by Boritom
4-07-05
I once put a grilled cheese sandwich up my ass and left it there for three weeks...
I see... and what happened when the three weeks were up?
I had it puree'd and poured into Terri Schiavo's feeding tube, and then looked to see if she reacted at all to it.
And did she?
One of her nipples got hard!
Ooooh! Makes me all tingly in my colon just thinking about it!