I Married a Cheese Doodle with Emphysema

Author: Boritom

Date: April 7, 2005

by Boritom
4-07-05
Good afternoon, Ma'am. I'm here from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latterday Saints of the Lost Temple of Kobol, and I bring you the gift of SALVATION!
1. I'm a Hellbeast, not a "Ma'am." 2. I don't care if your a three-breasted nymphomaniac from Pizza Hut, you're stull an ugly cunt...
And 3?
3. Would you mind rubbing some salve around my bunghole? That motherfucker TOBOR really messed me up but good.