I Swear I Saw This Guy This Morning On "Premium Blend"

Author: Boritom

Date: April 8, 2005

by Boritom
4-08-05
I PUT MY PENIS IN A RABID DOG'S ASS AND THE LOCAL SHERRIFF'S OFFICE TOLD ME I WAS A BAD MAN AND TRIED TO SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!
***crickets***
THAT WAS FUNNY, GODDAMIT! LAUGH OR I'LL TEAR YOUR GONADS OFF!
I wish he'd get the fuck off the stage!