I won't even pretend that this didn't suck

Author: Boritom

Date: May 19, 2005

by Boritom
5-19-05
RAAARRRRR! TOBOR CORNHOLE YOU NOW!
I Say, ol' Chap, that was a most uncivilized outburst!
Wha...?
That's right, a most outrageous display of purile carnal desire in a most disreputable fashion!
I... I'm sorry.
Think nothing of it my lad... Now, get over here and bugger me up the ol' crumpet shooter, you randy little blighter!