Tru Stori

Author: Boritom

Date: May 19, 2005

by Boritom
5-19-05
Hi there... I'm Brenda... Are you Jon, my blind date for tonight!
I guess so! Would you like a drink?
Sure... I'll take a dry martini.
No Prob... Bartender; Two Martinis and a gallon drum of Ox Feces!
Oh shit... not another one...
Yippeee... Can I make a plaster cast of your nipples and wear it on my butt?