Police of Topsail Beach won't arrest topless sunbathers

Author: Boritom

Date: May 20, 2005

by Boritom
5-20-05
Herro, Sandy Craws!
Emiko! I am ashamed of you! To think you, of all people would cowtow to this repulsive Asian stereotype! I honestly thought better of you!
Rut de fugg are you dalging abouth?!? I dusht game from de Denthitht and had thwo egthtractionth... My mouf hurd rike a sonovavitsh!
Oh... Shit... I am SO sorry... I didn't mean to be so insensitive!
*sigh* Thath ogay... you didn't know...
So.... does your mouth hurt too much to earn yourself an extra five dollars?