Why the Crocodile Hunter Must Die!

Author: Boritom

Date: May 20, 2005

by Boritom
5-20-05
Oi'm a woild, mad kangaroo, matey! Oi gots me moy own bluddy roiful, and Oi'm gonna blow the shit outta that there squoill!
Learn to talk right, you pasty meat sack!
Oi?!? Wha'd you just soy ta me there, bloke?
Cut out the fucked up accent, grease licker! You're giving me a fucking headache!
Oi gotta gud moind ta blow your bluddy carcass to kingdum come, ye wee poiker!
Yeah? And I've got a good mind to tear out your vocal chords and use them to string Pete Townshend's fucking guitar just before they do, "Baba O'Reily!"