Marvin Loves Granny

Author: Boritom

Date: June 7, 2005

by Boritom
6-07-05
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?
I simply came to pay my respects to my dearly departed grandmother. I realize it's late, but I just drove here from Minneapolis, and...
I COULD GIVE A RATS ASS! THE CEMETARY IS CLOSED! HAUL YOUR FAT ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE I HAVE TO DIG A GRAVE FOR YOU!
Really, Sir, there's no reason to be hostile. I simply need about 10 minutes, then I will be on my way...
LOOK, FUCKTARD, I ANI'T GONNA TELL YA AGAIN! SCRAM, 'AFORE I LOAD YOUR FACE FULL OF BUCKSHOT.
But my Viagra is almost worn off as it is!