SCABS!

Author: Boritom

Date: June 16, 2005

by Boritom
6-16-05
Hey, dude! That chick over there is like totally checking me out!
Bullshit, man! She'd never give you the time of day!
Oh Really? Well, I'll show you! I'll have her eating out of my hand!
That I'd like to see!
(Psst... Bed... could you push me off the nightstand so I can finish this gag?)
(Sorry, Lamp... No arms!)